Breakfast in bed valentine card | Romantic rude card | Birthday card

Put the kettle on eh?

Put the kettle on eh? Watch out for where those toast crumbs end up! A naked couple lie back satisfied after a morning hard at it in the kitchen... preparing this feast to enjoy. What else? That sausage can be vegetarian, if you like. The beans will never, ever, be served in a stupid little pot.

Suggested occasions

Anniversary card
Engagement card
Housewarming card (why not?)
Love card
Valentine’s Day card

Rude greeting card details

The card is A6 in size (105 x 150mm), and comes with a snazzy yellow envelope. It’s blank inside for you to write your own message. It will be shipped in a hard back envelope to keep it safe. Designed by Lisa Bamford aka Stoats & Weasels in Brighton. All cards are printed in the UK on FSC approved stocks.